2010年11月2日星期二

22 couples living in the unspoken rules

Classical law of husband and wife:
1, cooking Law: cooking is certainly often the wife, husband, cooking is definitely delicious.

 
2 buy food laws: one to markets to buy food I do not know much better is his wife, see Han Han buy food and more food is the husband.

 
3, mature law: the more the husband by his wife loved the more mature, the more the wife by her husband spoiled with the more immature.

 
4, speech law: between husband and wife who is right, then the more who do not, then more weight.

 
5, injury law: between husband and wife, one of the other party to pay more, breaking up the greater the harm suffered.

 
6, complained that law: often the wife is always complaining, always complaining about her husband often.

 
7, work law: in the eyes of her husband, the family is always there is no life; in the eyes of his wife, living at home is always complete the work.

 
8, Dress Law: A man is only fitting clothing and lack of popular clothing, women's clothing and lack only the pop-fitting clothing.

 
9 out law: the most anxious to go out the wife, is also the last one out of the wife.

 
10, nagging law: the more the spirit of super chatter mostly wives, the more words the less chatter and more a husband.

 
11, the home's Law: the husband of a home do not want to go home, his wife came home and do not want to go out. Once the wife will not go home, the husband must hurry home; husband will not go home when the wife have to leave home sooner or later.

 
12, arguing law: the more the couple more fights no reason to quarrel with the most fierce.

 
13, ridiculed law: know how to love the husband and wife, will be evolved into a humorous laugh; do not understand love, couple, laugh will evolve into war.

 
14, the crisis's Law: When a family economic crisis, the husband is always hope that the idea of a wife to help themselves, and whether the wife's idea is for a husband.

 
15, bad law: between husband and wife decided to temper the size of how much money, not money people Meipi Qi.

 
16, equality law: husband and wife both think of themselves as parents, great things can be said not another person.

 
17, loyalty law: the more wives to love their husbands, the more loyal husband to his wife; husband more loving wife, the more unfaithful to her husband.

 
18, to persuade the law: in case of conflict between husband and wife, to persuade more people to come forward, the more conflicts are not resolved.

 
19, to spend money law: the wife to spend money on dress (Beauty, wear), the husband to spend money in the past (tobacco, alcohol, card ... ...) on addiction.

 
20, work law: things always just leave her husband and she is always good to add a good wife.

 
21, from the law: the geographical distance between husband and wife sometimes farther, feeling closer.

 
22, washing dishes law: the net is easy washing his wife, the husband washing fragile.

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